The Procatstinator will do it later. -Save us Procatstinator!!! -Yeah, I’ll get to it. I mean, eventually. I gotta take this 3 hour nap first. Don’t rush me. Procatstinator’s super powers only work the last 2 minutes before[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Sphynx’s riddles were getting easier, but also more pointed. Riddle me this, Batcat! What has two parents in the morning, none in the afternoon, and smells like an unventilated cave full of litter and bat poop all of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Doctor Strange cat is in training to be snorcerer supreme. Great work, cat! I’m sure in the alternate reality of your dreamscape you have all kinds of mind-bending powers! Or you are just imagining eating grass and vomiting it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jingle Bells Batcat smells But it’s Christmas, so maybe just don’t mention it I’m pleased to know that schoolchildren still sing the holiday refrain about how Batman smells and Robin lays eggs. Somewhere out there, a child is spreading vicious[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ant-cat has the strength of an ant and the work ethic of a cat. I’m no hero. I mean it, why would you ask me to do anything? I’m not going to do it.
Batcat briefly tried using catarangs, but it came back to bite him Cats are bitey. Sometimes when I pet my cat, Sephiroth, she gets tired of it and bites me. But then I withdraw my hand and she grabs it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail with Loki’s stupid face on it. Did you know “Thursday” is named after Thor? Well, it is! But I don’t post on Thorsdays, so Friday will have to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Persian Ivy prefers plants to people People aren’t as pretty and are just as toxic. Watch out, Batcat! Persian Ivy is going to come after you with a Tiger Lily, exposure to which might cause kidney failure! A pretty lily might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
IIIIII am hooked on a feline!! I’m high on believing… that you’re in love with me!! I know this song isn’t the current advertising campaign for Guardians of the Galaxy, but it’s so dang catchy! I am definitely hooked on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Truthfully, Wondercat is mostly just interested in the shiny golden string. Hey Wondercat, don’t you want to go out and accomplish heroic feats, defeat all the bad guys and save the day? – No thanks, I’d honestly just rather sit here[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…