Scottish Folding Cat is bad at poker / but great at laundry! My cats think they are great at laundry. Sephiroth, who we also sometimes call Princess Bitey, will stake her claim right in the middle of the pile and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Supercat saves Mewtropolis again! Nothing can stop Supercat! Except maybe catniptonite…
Dreamcatcher Cat catches your dreams and hides them in unexpected places for you to find much much later. I know that’s not how dreamcatchers work, but this is definitely how cats work. Own a cat and want to be surprised?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Pundamental Cat thinks all my jokes are furrlarious… ..and I think he is the cat’s pajamas! Even though his judgment borders on cat-aclysmic. See if you can spot the smattering of “cat” words strewn about this one…
This is a quick little limerick about a most indiscreet Cymric with a tail so small he’s just showing it all and my face I will never let him lick When people describe something as “poetic” they probably don’t intend a comparison[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Purrtractor cat knows all the angles It’s back to school time, kittens! Are you ready to learn and become great mathmewticians? My favorite math subject is geometry, I think because it is very visual! I was always good at math[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Purrlitically incorrect cat says what he means and it’s always mean, what he says Say whatever you like, mean cat, no one is censoring you. My cats are probably saying all kinds of rude things right to my face,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do you know triceratabby? I think I’ve seen herbivore. I’m sick right now so that’s all I’ve got to say. Just leaf me alone to die here.
They say patience is a virtue. But now is a gift and that’s why we call it the present. And I would like presents now please. When I was a kid December seemed soooo looooong. HOW many more days until[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The humans are finally gone. That means it’s CURTAINS for you, pipsqueak! The curtains in my home are in terrible condition. One of my cats especially enjoys “hiding” behind them and attacking her own tail swishing around on the other[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…