Posts Tagged Red Cats
Parrot Cat
Parrot cat repeats everything you say / in a really whiny sarcastic voice Stop doing that. You are so annoying! Oh, that’s sooo mature. This creature might be worse than that monkey bird thing from Pirates of Darkwater. If you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
American Shortfuse Cat
American Shortfuse Cat could go mewclear at any moment. Mewclear is even harder to pronounce than nuclear. Mewclear Mewclear Mewclear. Fun fact, the United States still has around 7,000 nuclear warheads. Did I say fun? I meant terrifying! The American[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dreamcatcher Cat
Dreamcatcher Cat catches your dreams and hides them in unexpected places for you to find much much later. I know that’s not how dreamcatchers work, but this is definitely how cats work. Own a cat and want to be surprised?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Magnetic Cat
Magnetic Cat doesn’t care if the attention he gets is positive or negative / as long as you find him attractive Sometimes when my cats are being bad, I will pick them up and cradle them in my arms like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You could say Scarlet Witch Cat is a vermeowlion spellcatster with cardinal meowgic skills, but it would be redundant. I could keep going but I don’t wanda.