Little Red Hiding Cat
on April 18, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Little Red Hiding Cat loves her grandmother/ and has been preparing for this day
Posts Tagged Red Cats
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Parrot Cat
on April 22, 2016
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Parrot cat repeats everything you say / in a really whiny sarcastic voice Stop doing that. You are so annoying! Oh, that’s sooo mature. This creature might be worse than that monkey bird thing from Pirates of Darkwater. If you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
American Shortfuse Cat
on May 2, 2016
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American Shortfuse Cat could go mewclear at any moment. Mewclear is even harder to pronounce than nuclear. Mewclear Mewclear Mewclear. Fun fact, the United States still has around 7,000 nuclear warheads. Did I say fun? I meant terrifying! The American[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Spidercat
on May 13, 2016
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People are getting tired of their friendly, but possessive neighborhood Spidercat Spider webs don’t come out of spiders’ wrists. Just saying.
Dreamcatcher Cat
on June 10, 2016
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Dreamcatcher Cat catches your dreams and hides them in unexpected places for you to find much much later. I know that’s not how dreamcatchers work, but this is definitely how cats work. Own a cat and want to be surprised?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Magnetic Cat
on June 23, 2016
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Magnetic Cat doesn’t care if the attention he gets is positive or negative / as long as you find him attractive Sometimes when my cats are being bad, I will pick them up and cradle them in my arms like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wrath Cat
on August 24, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Wrath Cat is full of hiss and vinegar. It’s sad really, he’s just hissing his life away.
You could say Scarlet Witch Cat is a vermeowlion spellcatster with cardinal meowgic skills, but it would be redundant. I could keep going but I don’t wanda.