I haunt YOU to haunt ME! I knead you to knead me! I feel like this could be a very romantic story about cats finding true love while also sorting out their unfinished cat ghost business. The referenced song might be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Congrowlulate (verb) kuhn-GROWL-yoo-leyt to express congratulations to another on their successes, while one’s tone of voice or general demeanor betrays the resentment and contempt felt toward the other for having succeeded. I wonder if it is a psychological inevitability[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Persian Ivy prefers plants to people People aren’t as pretty and are just as toxic. Watch out, Batcat! Persian Ivy is going to come after you with a Tiger Lily, exposure to which might cause kidney failure! A pretty lily might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Narcipuss makes every looking glass a good-looking glass. Thinking of my late cat, Cloud, with this one. I once found him lazing atop a mirror, looking very pleased with himself. Like Narcissus gazing into a pool, enamored with his own reflection.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
catalanche (noun) kat-uh-lanch 1. a collection of cats that begins as a small reasonable number but that quickly spirals out of control, reaching overwhelming proportions 2. a tumbleweed-like clump of cat fur that results from such a large number of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Empurrer Palpurrtine shocks everyone. Like, for no reason at all…just goes around shooting lightning in every direction. But if you had the power to do so and also no morals whatsoever, what’s to stop you from doing that all the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
the Ocelost is searching for his place but always looking in the wrong spots he cannot see the patterns that define him and to himself will be forever lost Are other animals capable of introspection the way humans are? Without vocabulary[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cotton Catty doesn’t like water. I don’t know if it’s true that most cats don’t like water. My kitty, Phantom, used to love splashing around in her water dish, making a huge mess. Fortunately as she’s grown older she has[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
furtographer (noun) fur-tog-ruh-fer one who obsessively takes photos of their pets, and nothing else. This is what my phone usually looks like: thousands of pictures of my four cats, interspersed with maybe one or two snapshots from some big event[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The caringcal is the last of its kind, but no one else cares, so whatever. The caringcal’s real world cousin- the caracal- is actually not endangered. Caracals are one of my favorite wild cats! I love their dramatic facial markings[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…