Crafty Cat
on November 25, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Crafty cat is out of sequins! It’s okay crafty cat, we all make meowstakes sometimes. When you use the glitter box, though, could you try not to track it all over the house?
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Marie Catoinette
on December 9, 2016
at 12:00 AM
“Let them eat steak.” -Marie Catoinette Marie Antoinette probably never said “Let them eat cake,” but it doesn’t really matter. Like all memes, the phrase has a life of its own. People rarely seem to fact check things anyway. So[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Purrseidon
on December 14, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Purrseidon hunts with great porpoise. There really is no excuse for this. That porpoise really is a great guy, though. I wish I had a porpoise in life. Ah, well, I suppose I’ll just have to go on living[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Meownorah
on December 28, 2016
at 12:00 AM
No one can hold a candle to my meownorah. Happy Hanukkah! I don’t personally celebrate, but I know many of you do! A meownorah seems like it would be a very noisy fixture in the house, but it would be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Samurai Cat
on January 4, 2017
at 12:00 AM
Samurai Cat was never second rate always top knot. We believe in top knot humor here at enchanting cats.
Defeeted
on January 19, 2017
at 12:00 AM
I’m just gonna loaf this day has defeeted me. Where did my feet go? Who cares. Nothing matters.
Tamburmese
on January 30, 2017
at 12:00 AM
The Tamburmese can really shake it! What a great purrcussionist! Do you think she can play the meowrimba or the catstinets? Burmese cats are known to be very friendly and devoted to their humans. These kitties have the shiniest coats,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archery Finals
on February 1, 2017
at 12:00 AM
Archery Finals! Who is the best archer? Is it Hairball Hawkeye, Green Furrow, Pawbin Hood, Catniss, or Sterling? I think it’s some fine arching all around! Well, except for Sterling, he’s not doing fine. My cat, Shisa, has excellent archery[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Clawton Purrshaw
on February 8, 2017
at 12:00 AM
Clawton Purrshaw doesn’t give a hit. Cats don’t play fetch, or catch. If you give them a toy, it’s theirs. You are not getting it back. I have a hard time caring about sports, probably because I myself am embarrassingly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Loaf of my Life
on February 13, 2017
at 12:00 AM
You are the loaf of my life. These cats are complimentary colors, because you should always compliment the one you loaf.