Turkish Angouda and Russian Bleu
on September 30, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Turkish Angouda and Russian Bleu should know feta but never do I really, really, love cheese. Cheese. Cats. Puns.
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Emo Cat
on October 3, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Emo Cat is overcome with self-loafing. We sometimes call our cat, Ritsuka “emo cat” because his resting expression is soulful and sad, as if he is burdened by sorrowful truths beyond our understanding. He is also called “bear cat” because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mondriyawn
on October 5, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Mondriyawn. Piet Mondrian was a painter. He painted stuff like this, with black horizontal and vertical lines, and blocks of primary colors. He probably did not include cats in any of his paintings. I am not always particularly drawn to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dungeon Meowster
on October 7, 2016
at 12:00 AM
The Dungeon Meowster is very dicey Even dicier than this guy. If you are the person that runs our D&D game and you are reading this, know that I do not think you are shady or unfair in your dealings with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Catty Lantern
on October 24, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Catty lantern sheds a little light and throws a lot of shade. Shady pumpkin! I didn’t ask for your opinion!
Anarchcat
on November 4, 2016
at 12:00 AM
I wanna be an anarchcat “Anarchy in the U.K.” by Sex Pistols is one of those songs that can pop into my head at any moment for no real reason whatsoever, and get stuck there for days and I just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Steaks
on November 7, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Every Americat has a steak in this. As you’ve probably been hearing every day this year, tomorrow is election day here in the United States of Americats! The steaks are high! Don’t be discouraged, just go vote!! It’s impurrtant!
Triceratabby
on November 11, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Do you know triceratabby? I think I’ve seen herbivore. I’m sick right now so that’s all I’ve got to say. Just leaf me alone to die here.
Hufflefluff
on November 14, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Hufflefluff just wants belly pets. Portrait of our cat, Ritsuka, keeper and sharer of the soft belly furs. He turns 6 years old today, along with his sister, Sephiroth. Sephiroth is a Slytherin through and through, but gentle giant Ritsuka is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Leopard Colony Joke
on November 23, 2016
at 12:00 AM
This place is falling apart faster than a leopard colony amiright? … As we enter the jungle that is the holiday season, I wish you the best of luck in navigating the awkward social interactions you will inevitably have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…