Butts. If Tina Belcher were a (strange looking) cat, she would go around happily sniffing other cat butts. Which is totally normal for a cat. Before I owned more than one cat, I thought butt-sniffing was just a dog thing.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It may seem an unlikely friendship, but the little purrmaid does love her chum. …you see because “chum” has two meanings… and maybe she is going to eat her friend if the flounder displeases her… Have you ever had a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Truthfully, Wondercat is mostly just interested in the shiny golden string. Hey Wondercat, don’t you want to go out and accomplish heroic feats, defeat all the bad guys and save the day? – No thanks, I’d honestly just rather sit here[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yoda cat does or does not, but mostly does not and certainly does not try. If my cats could use the force, would they ever get up again or would they just move the food bowl closer to them when[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not that high strung / I’m pretty Loki. My cats are always chillin’ like villains, like I caught them in between killin’s.
Harley Quinn Cat always had an attraction to psychotic abnorMALLETy Posting this in time for SD Comic-Con and it’s really overdue! Harley is having quite the heyday right now, and has been a fan favorite since she first appeared in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aquacat already has thousands of leagues full of fish, why would he want to join your Justice League? How many fish does it have? Aquacat’s got it made. What, you have some problem you need Aquacat’s help with? Well I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You could say Scarlet Witch Cat is a vermeowlion spellcatster with cardinal meowgic skills, but it would be redundant. I could keep going but I don’t wanda.
