Sorting Cats
on March 1, 2017
at 12:00 AM
“But why did you put me in Slytherin when I am so good at raven-clawing?” What would YOU know about it, you dumb hat? You don’t even HAVE claws!
Posts Tagged Pop Culture
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Team Rockitty
on March 6, 2017
at 12:00 AM
Looks like Team Rockitty’s slacking off again. Just when I thought I was losing all interest in playing Pokemon Go, they go and release more monsters and make it kind of fun again. I remember liking Jessie, James, and Meowth[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hampurrgler
on March 29, 2017
at 12:00 AM
The Hampurrgler has no beef with you – he doesn’t like to share. Isn’t it weird that there is space permanently being taken up in your brain by characters and catch phrases from ad campaigns long past, when you have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thor Cat
on March 31, 2017
at 12:00 AM
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail with Loki’s stupid face on it. Did you know “Thursday” is named after Thor? Well, it is! But I don’t post on Thorsdays, so Friday will have to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Doctpurr
on April 12, 2017
at 12:00 AM
In his furteenth regeneration, the doctor finally gets to be a ginger. Capaldi isn’t going to be the Doctor forever! You never know what’s coming next! If they really want to mix things up, I know many people might suggest trying a non-white[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Catbury Bunnies
on April 14, 2017
at 12:00 AM
The Cadbury bunny is one of those strange wonders of advertising. It’s so cute, how could you not want to eat its delicious egg droppings? Springtime is such a lovely time of year- flowers and little baby animals- all those[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Purrlock Holmes
on April 17, 2017
at 12:00 AM
Purrlock Holmes has a reputation for solving the most purrplexing meowsteries, and never fails to meet our expectations no matter how high. I’m behind in the show, but not as behind as I am in the books. I’m like, 130 years[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Persian Ivy
on April 26, 2017
at 12:00 AM
Persian Ivy prefers plants to people People aren’t as pretty and are just as toxic. Watch out, Batcat! Persian Ivy is going to come after you with a Tiger Lily, exposure to which might cause kidney failure! A pretty lily might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Empurrer Palpurrtine
on May 3, 2017
at 12:00 AM
Empurrer Palpurrtine shocks everyone. Like, for no reason at all…just goes around shooting lightning in every direction. But if you had the power to do so and also no morals whatsoever, what’s to stop you from doing that all the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Guardians of the Galcatsy
on May 5, 2017
at 12:00 AM
IIIIII am hooked on a feline!! I’m high on believing… that you’re in love with me!! I know this song isn’t the current advertising campaign for Guardians of the Galaxy, but it’s so dang catchy! I am definitely hooked on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…