Storm Cat eats Thunderbirds for breakfast. No disrespect to the Thunderbirds of Native American mythology. The idea of a massive, powerful eagle beating a storm into existence with its wings and shooting lightning from its eyes is irresistibly poetic and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When only the strongest cheese will do / Samurai Pizza Cats! This is obscure I know, but once upon a time there was an incredibly goofy anime with super hero cats that also ran a pizza parlor, and whenever I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Supercat saves Mewtropolis again! Nothing can stop Supercat! Except maybe catniptonite…
There are some who question Batcat’s intentions with Robin. Holy natural predator Batcat! That’s not what I thought you meant when you asked me over for dinner!
Catbat has super sonar hearing, but seldom ever listens. Remember Batman’s inverted rival Man-bat? He was a rather batty man, and a very manly bat.
After focus group review, they not only changed the name “hello catty” but decided to just go ahead and remove her mouth entirely Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth. It’s weird that she doesn’t have a mouth. But she is cute[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In brightest day or blackest night Give me the treats or I will bite Perhaps you didn’t hear me right Beware the power of my spite
To catch them is my real test To eat them is my cause PokeNOMs! Gotta snack ’em all! All the pokemon that keep popping up in my house seem like things my cats would like to eat. But alas, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Catniptonite! My one weakness! San Diego Comic-Con 2016 has begun -that great pilgrimage to achieve Nerdvana. Stay safe, San Diego! It’s a pokemon jungle out there…
Barbie should have bought disaster insurance. Ahhh the dreamhouse! This is not how I dreamed it would be!