Snack Attack Cat
on April 12, 2016
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Snack Attack Cat will make you crave terrible snack foods / and will also literally attack you There are too many kinds of Oreos now; we are all doomed.
Posts Tagged Pink Cats
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Mercat Marriages
on April 20, 2016
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1 in 4 mercat marriages ends in cannibalism …but divorce rates are down!
Balloon Cat
on April 26, 2016
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Balloon Cat rose above it all / and is never coming back down Who says not to fly too close to the sun?
Tooth Fairy Cat
on June 13, 2016
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Tooth Fairy Cat takes your tooth and replaces it with a dead bird under your pillow. That’s not what you wanted? Why are you so upset? You humans are impossible to please.
Ballerina Cat
on May 22, 2017
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You can’t throw Ballerina Cat off because she is always on her toes. Case en pointe. Actually, every cat is usually on their toes, because that is how they walk. Without even trying they are on their way to being[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sea Serpent Cat
on May 31, 2017
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If you haven’t yet met the sea serpent cat She must seem a monstrous danger But beneath the facade That at first seems so odd You’ll find the truth wonderfully stranger It’s easy to forget how much of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…