The Cadbury bunny is one of those strange wonders of advertising. It’s so cute, how could you not want to eat its delicious egg droppings? Springtime is such a lovely time of year- flowers and little baby animals- all those[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When we say “doppelganger”, we usually mean someone that bears an uncanny physical resemblance to another person. The original concept of a doppelganger has a more supernatural connotation, though- the illogical phenomenon of one person appearing in two places at once, or your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
How to play stacCATo. Hold one paw poised just above the piano like a cobra waiting to strike. When the piano is least suspecting, attack it with a succession of short jabs. The piano will help in surprise and pain.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The tale of Sisypuss. How do you get a cat to do what you want them to do? I obviously have no idea. My cats behave badly and I just keep giving them more toys.
This is now what goes through my head whenever I see an oversimplified, attention-grabbing headline, but especially one of those that reveal some shocking truth supposedly supported by some study. You know the ones. Like, LEGUMES ARE GIVING YOU CANCER, MAYBE! We all have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
incatceivable (adjective) in-kat-see-vuh-buhl 1. very unlikely to be accomplished by your cat, especially when contrary to your wishes. My cats may not be that smart or kind, but they are also not warlocks.
The cat is always meaner on the other side. This is not a joke; it is just my life. On the left, Shisa, taken from the mean streets a year and a half ago. On the right, Sephiroth, bottle fed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The catrabbit runs so fast she can escape from anything except herself Half predator and half prey makes for a self-destructive personality.
Just a reminder in case you need it: those popular, interesting and very photogenic people on social media may seem like their lives are much more exciting than yours, but they probably aren’t any happier than you are. The funny[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Monster under your bed is real… and loves you very much. I think cats are like people in that they are by nature both horrible and wonderful. Sometimes they kill small animals just for fun. Sometimes they snuggle up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…