Persian Ivy prefers plants to people People aren’t as pretty and are just as toxic. Watch out, Batcat! Persian Ivy is going to come after you with a Tiger Lily, exposure to which might cause kidney failure! A pretty lily might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Empurrer Palpurrtine shocks everyone. Like, for no reason at all…just goes around shooting lightning in every direction. But if you had the power to do so and also no morals whatsoever, what’s to stop you from doing that all the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
IIIIII am hooked on a feline!! I’m high on believing… that you’re in love with me!! I know this song isn’t the current advertising campaign for Guardians of the Galaxy, but it’s so dang catchy! I am definitely hooked on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It may seem an unlikely friendship, but the little purrmaid does love her chum. …you see because “chum” has two meanings… and maybe she is going to eat her friend if the flounder displeases her… Have you ever had a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Truthfully, Wondercat is mostly just interested in the shiny golden string. Hey Wondercat, don’t you want to go out and accomplish heroic feats, defeat all the bad guys and save the day? – No thanks, I’d honestly just rather sit here[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not that high strung / I’m pretty Loki. My cats are always chillin’ like villains, like I caught them in between killin’s.
Harley Quinn Cat always had an attraction to psychotic abnorMALLETy Posting this in time for SD Comic-Con and it’s really overdue! Harley is having quite the heyday right now, and has been a fan favorite since she first appeared in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aquacat already has thousands of leagues full of fish, why would he want to join your Justice League? How many fish does it have? Aquacat’s got it made. What, you have some problem you need Aquacat’s help with? Well I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You could say Scarlet Witch Cat is a vermeowlion spellcatster with cardinal meowgic skills, but it would be redundant. I could keep going but I don’t wanda.
