Every Americat has a steak in this. As you’ve probably been hearing every day this year, tomorrow is election day here in the United States of Americats! The steaks are high! Don’t be discouraged, just go vote!! It’s impurrtant!
They say patience is a virtue. But now is a gift and that’s why we call it the present. And I would like presents now please. When I was a kid December seemed soooo looooong. HOW many more days until[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
C’mon Gingerbread Cat, don’t give me that icing glare. Just because I said you look good enough to eat. Do you really need that tail? You’d look even better as a gingerbread manx!
Don’t touch me, I’m in mint condition. Just because I am literally made of sugar and spice does not mean I am going to be nice. Between this and gingerbread cat, I’ve clearly got holiday treats on the brain. I like them[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jingle Bells Batcat smells But it’s Christmas, so maybe just don’t mention it I’m pleased to know that schoolchildren still sing the holiday refrain about how Batman smells and Robin lays eggs. Somewhere out there, a child is spreading vicious[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Merry Catmas to all, and to all a good night! One of my favorite parts in The Nightmare Before Christmas (there are LOTS of really good parts I could talk about) is when Jack is (literally, figuratively) reduced to tattered[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No one can hold a candle to my meownorah. Happy Hanukkah! I don’t personally celebrate, but I know many of you do! A meownorah seems like it would be a very noisy fixture in the house, but it would be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You are the loaf of my life. These cats are complimentary colors, because you should always compliment the one you loaf.
Leprecat makes his own luck, and usually no one can tell it’s counterfeit. It’s St. Patrick’s Day- the one day during which I was taught to believe it is perfectly acceptable to steal savings accounts from mythical little men. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Cadbury bunny is one of those strange wonders of advertising. It’s so cute, how could you not want to eat its delicious egg droppings? Springtime is such a lovely time of year- flowers and little baby animals- all those[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…