The Hampurrgler has no beef with you – he doesn’t like to share. Isn’t it weird that there is space permanently being taken up in your brain by characters and catch phrases from ad campaigns long past, when you have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Cadbury bunny is one of those strange wonders of advertising. It’s so cute, how could you not want to eat its delicious egg droppings? Springtime is such a lovely time of year- flowers and little baby animals- all those[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
How to play stacCATo. Hold one paw poised just above the piano like a cobra waiting to strike. When the piano is least suspecting, attack it with a succession of short jabs. The piano will help in surprise and pain.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ancient cat is full of ancient wisdom never shared because you never asked. The language barrier is probably also a problem, though.
catknowledge (verb) kat-NOL-ij 1. to sit somewhere within fifteen feet of, but no closer than three feet from, a new person, looking at them without significant disdain to signal acceptance of them occupying space in your territory, and to remind[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
