Batcat tirelessly defends the city of Got Ham I like to think this building is the City Ham Bank, where the meaty wealth of the city is kept locked away in carefully temperature controlled vaults. This joke started because my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are some who question Batcat’s intentions with Robin. Holy natural predator Batcat! That’s not what I thought you meant when you asked me over for dinner!
Catniptonite! My one weakness! San Diego Comic-Con 2016 has begun -that great pilgrimage to achieve Nerdvana. Stay safe, San Diego! It’s a pokemon jungle out there…
The Procatstinator will do it later. -Save us Procatstinator!!! -Yeah, I’ll get to it. I mean, eventually. I gotta take this 3 hour nap first. Don’t rush me. Procatstinator’s super powers only work the last 2 minutes before[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You’re such an idiom. Actually, you’re more like seven idioms. See if you can cat-ch them all.
Gluttony cat takes the cake. The whole cake. You can’t have any. Gluttony cat doesn’t get many wedding invitations anymore. I do, though! My niece is getting married this weekend, so I will be happily spending time with people I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hufflefluff just wants belly pets. Portrait of our cat, Ritsuka, keeper and sharer of the soft belly furs. He turns 6 years old today, along with his sister, Sephiroth. Sephiroth is a Slytherin through and through, but gentle giant Ritsuka is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Editor cat says scratch that! Your movie script? It’s now a commercial for toilet paper. Just kidding, It’s now actual toilet paper. Toilet paper that I wouldn’t use because this draft is ROUGH. I don’t have an editor, so my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Why are we fighting when we could be napping? Fighting takes a lot of energy, and napping is wonderful. I have a lot of tension in my house between my cats that don’t get along. It’s frustrating feeling like I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
OH, you got me a three karat ring, I thought you said korat. You shouldn’t get my hopes up like that. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend? Of course not! It’s cats, silly, CATS are a girl’s best friend! Korats are one of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…