When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail with Loki’s stupid face on it. Did you know “Thursday” is named after Thor? Well, it is! But I don’t post on Thorsdays, so Friday will have to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Siren Cat is a terrific singer but hasn’t been discovered yet. It’s so lonely being Siren Cat. T_T
I haunt YOU to haunt ME! I knead you to knead me! I feel like this could be a very romantic story about cats finding true love while also sorting out their unfinished cat ghost business. The referenced song might be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Narcipuss makes every looking glass a good-looking glass. Thinking of my late cat, Cloud, with this one. I once found him lazing atop a mirror, looking very pleased with himself. Like Narcissus gazing into a pool, enamored with his own reflection.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zombie cat may be dead inside but still manages to find worthwhile pursuits. Were you productive today? Good for you! Pat yourself on the back and repress that ever-present nagging feeling that nothing you do actually matters.
The tale of Sisypuss. How do you get a cat to do what you want them to do? I obviously have no idea. My cats behave badly and I just keep giving them more toys.
Swan cat was an ugly duckling and now wants revenge. Sometimes, those who get picked on turn into beautiful wonderful people and make others regret the way they treated them. Sometimes, those who get picked on turn into terrifying monsters[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not that high strung / I’m pretty Loki. My cats are always chillin’ like villains, like I caught them in between killin’s.
Grim Reaper Cat can sleep when she’s dead. She can do anything she wants while dead. What a lazy grim reaper. No wonder they say cats have nine lives; grim reaper cat must be sleeping on the job 8 out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fortune cat demands some respect. You might not want to play at this wheel of fortune. Not to be confused with Maneki-neko, the Japanese good luck cat who has much kinder and less petty intentions.