If you haven’t yet met the sea serpent cat She must seem a monstrous danger But beneath the facade That at first seems so odd You’ll find the truth wonderfully stranger It’s easy to forget how much of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There isn’t a single problem a winged caticorn can’t fix, but they’re not real, and you’re probably screwed. Wouldn’t it be nice if there were a wise and magical animal that could make all your problems disappear? Well there isn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Skunk Cat never knew his father, Pepe Le Pew. What a jerk. Pepe Le Pew, you really stink! I actually think skunks are really cute. I see them around sometimes but I keep my distance!
It’s okay to be a pansy cat sometimes! Everybody is afraid of something! If you are lucky, you will find someone who makes your fears and worries seem not so bad, just because they are there by your side. This[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Swan cat was an ugly duckling and now wants revenge. Sometimes, those who get picked on turn into beautiful wonderful people and make others regret the way they treated them. Sometimes, those who get picked on turn into terrifying monsters[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The catrabbit runs so fast she can escape from anything except herself Half predator and half prey makes for a self-destructive personality.
Mushroom cat is both really down to earth and still quite a fungi. Did you know that fungi are not plants, but an entirely different category of living thing? This means mushrooms are about as related to any plant as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You could say Scarlet Witch Cat is a vermeowlion spellcatster with cardinal meowgic skills, but it would be redundant. I could keep going but I don’t wanda.
