Posts Tagged Fantasy Felines
Koi Cat
Koi cat is not as coy as you might think. Whose tail is that?!? I must have it for my own! Oh it’s mine? Well then, my job is already done! All in a day’s work for koi cat! Koi,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Purrseidon
Purrseidon hunts with great porpoise. There really is no excuse for this. That porpoise really is a great guy, though. I wish I had a porpoise in life. Ah, well, I suppose I’ll just have to go on living[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Squirrel Cat
Squirrel Cat is just nutty. Are you feeling nutty too? No? Well, then more nuts for me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Iridium Cat
Bubble Cat
Siren Cat
Oracle Cat
Oracle cat COULD tell you that, but will give you an inscrutable riddle instead. Why are people that claim to know the future always so dodgy about it? I mean, other than the fact that they are lying. Or that they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Empurrer Palpurrtine
Empurrer Palpurrtine shocks everyone. Like, for no reason at all…just goes around shooting lightning in every direction. But if you had the power to do so and also no morals whatsoever, what’s to stop you from doing that all the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Little Purrmaid
It may seem an unlikely friendship, but the little purrmaid does love her chum. …you see because “chum” has two meanings… and maybe she is going to eat her friend if the flounder displeases her… Have you ever had a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…