Tuxedo Cat is always dressed to kill. This ensemble hearkens back to the Penguin from the 1960’s Batman TV show, who managed to speak with a giant cigarette holder jutting out of his mouth at a truly bizarre angle. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Batcat tirelessly defends the city of Got Ham I like to think this building is the City Ham Bank, where the meaty wealth of the city is kept locked away in carefully temperature controlled vaults. This joke started because my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Captain Americat is so committed to the American dream / he devotes 18 hours a day just to dreaming Cats sleep around 18 hours a day, leaving just 6 collective hours for actually being conscious of the world around them.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What’s the name for the word for the thing that makes you remember that the person you are now is different than the person you used to be, and that other person is like someone whose name you know but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Storm Cat eats Thunderbirds for breakfast. No disrespect to the Thunderbirds of Native American mythology. The idea of a massive, powerful eagle beating a storm into existence with its wings and shooting lightning from its eyes is irresistibly poetic and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are some who question Batcat’s intentions with Robin. Holy natural predator Batcat! That’s not what I thought you meant when you asked me over for dinner!
In brightest day or blackest night Give me the treats or I will bite Perhaps you didn’t hear me right Beware the power of my spite
