“There’s no earthly way of knowing what direction we are going… the rowers keep on rowing and they’re certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing” -Wondrous Boat Ride, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory What’s scarier than[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t pressure Shakespurr to write, he’s sonnet. You see, because he’s such a purrlific writer… Shakespurr knows that the pen is more powerful than even the stinkiest of litter boxes. And trust me, that stench can be truly overpowering. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“I peed on that.” -Columbus Cat It’s Columbus Day! The day that we Americans celebrate Christopher Columbus’s wacky sailing mishap because it paved the way for various European powers to colonize the Americas, helping themselves to all this land and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Catula does nothing but sleep during the day and sometimes bites people Big deal, that’s like, every cat Nothing special about you, Catula. Though most cats I think would prefer a cardboard box the coffin came in to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Like Pawblo Picatso I can be realistic But you can’t make me Picasso’s most famous works – what he is best remembered for- are his daring forays into abstraction, though certainly his more realistic paintings are beloved as well. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Franz Catka woke to find himself not transformed into a hideous monster, and immediately fell back asleep where he could feel less alienated. Is 2017 already not meeting your unrealistic expectations? Try going back to sleep! The main character in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Charles Purrwin is disappointed that you have such a poor understanding of evolution, and might be persuaded to teach you a lesson in natural selection. *sigh… let me get out my chalkboard… I’m curious to know if the original word[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Clawton Purrshaw doesn’t give a hit. Cats don’t play fetch, or catch. If you give them a toy, it’s theirs. You are not getting it back. I have a hard time caring about sports, probably because I myself am embarrassingly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Purrlock Holmes has a reputation for solving the most purrplexing meowsteries, and never fails to meet our expectations no matter how high. I’m behind in the show, but not as behind as I am in the books. I’m like, 130 years[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hamlet Cat forgets his rant. This new toy is exskullent, and a cat is always a wonderful thing to be. I recently picked up a copy of “To Be or Not To Be, a chooseable-path adventure” by Ryan North. If you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…