Tuxedo Cat is always dressed to kill. This ensemble hearkens back to the Penguin from the 1960’s Batman TV show, who managed to speak with a giant cigarette holder jutting out of his mouth at a truly bizarre angle. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Siamese cat is Siamese if you please/ if you don’t please, Siamese cat is still Siamese, and you should probably not be so racist As a small, animal-loving child, I remember the cats Si and Am from Lady and the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Abycinnamon Cat knows how to make a toast Modeled after the beautiful Abyssinian cat. This is making me hungry.
American Shortfuse Cat could go mewclear at any moment. Mewclear is even harder to pronounce than nuclear. Mewclear Mewclear Mewclear. Fun fact, the United States still has around 7,000 nuclear warheads. Did I say fun? I meant terrifying! The American[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Scottish Folding Cat is bad at poker / but great at laundry! My cats think they are great at laundry. Sephiroth, who we also sometimes call Princess Bitey, will stake her claim right in the middle of the pile and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Chocolate Point Siamese Cat has many good points / all of them being chocolate It’s really hard to argue with that. Siamese cats have “points” because of a mutated heat sensitive enzyme that works at cooler temperatures but not at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sand Cat thinks the whole world is her litter box / and she will leave her mark on it wherever she pleases Sand Cats are sooooo cute. If you are unfamiliar, look it up. They have very kittenish proportions, only[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tyranno-Cornish Rex ruled the Purrassic Finally my love of cats and and my love of dinosaurs come together! I imagine this creature 12 feet tall but with the softest curly fur all over its body and on its little dinky[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Turkish Agoraphobic Cat is an indoor cat by choice. I am pretty much an indoor human by choice. Vitamin D, what’s that? I don’t need it. Turkish Angora cats are an ancient and beautiful breed. Sometimes they can have odd[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Himalayin Around Cat keeps it catsual. It’s summer time, and the living is laaaazy here with my four cats. My two fluffiest are being unfashionable and still wearing their winter coats complete with poofy lion manes. It’s all they can[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…