Tuxedo Cat is always dressed to kill. This ensemble hearkens back to the Penguin from the 1960’s Batman TV show, who managed to speak with a giant cigarette holder jutting out of his mouth at a truly bizarre angle. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Batcat tirelessly defends the city of Got Ham I like to think this building is the City Ham Bank, where the meaty wealth of the city is kept locked away in carefully temperature controlled vaults. This joke started because my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are some who question Batcat’s intentions with Robin. Holy natural predator Batcat! That’s not what I thought you meant when you asked me over for dinner!
Catbat has super sonar hearing, but seldom ever listens. Remember Batman’s inverted rival Man-bat? He was a rather batty man, and a very manly bat.
Catniptonite! My one weakness! San Diego Comic-Con 2016 has begun -that great pilgrimage to achieve Nerdvana. Stay safe, San Diego! It’s a pokemon jungle out there…
The Sphynx’s riddles were getting easier, but also more pointed. Riddle me this, Batcat! What has two parents in the morning, none in the afternoon, and smells like an unventilated cave full of litter and bat poop all of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jingle Bells Batcat smells But it’s Christmas, so maybe just don’t mention it I’m pleased to know that schoolchildren still sing the holiday refrain about how Batman smells and Robin lays eggs. Somewhere out there, a child is spreading vicious[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Batcat briefly tried using catarangs, but it came back to bite him Cats are bitey. Sometimes when I pet my cat, Sephiroth, she gets tired of it and bites me. But then I withdraw my hand and she grabs it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Persian Ivy prefers plants to people People aren’t as pretty and are just as toxic. Watch out, Batcat! Persian Ivy is going to come after you with a Tiger Lily, exposure to which might cause kidney failure! A pretty lily might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Harley Quinn Cat always had an attraction to psychotic abnorMALLETy Posting this in time for SD Comic-Con and it’s really overdue! Harley is having quite the heyday right now, and has been a fan favorite since she first appeared in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…