Queen of Hearts
all ways are my ways
and my ways are all laze
It’s Boss’s Day! And the boss in this house is our shady queen, Sephiroth, bite-iest in the land. This is a portrait of her as the Queen of Hearts. Yes, she was named after an entirely different fictional villain, and I might revisit that later. To be fair, she does some things aside from laze around all day long. Her other activities include staring at the other cats from corners in a menacing way, planting herself in doorways or on stairs so that she can smack whoever happens to pass by, bathing her royal hiney, attacking her own tail through the curtains, and loudly meowing at a green toy mouse when she thinks no one is watching. She stalks around the house with a great sense of purpose, like she has somewhere important to be. That “somewhere important” is maybe sitting on top of a paper bag, cardboard box, or other such trash. We leave these things scattered around the house like the garbage collectors that we are because Sephi is in charge and these offerings please her.