Enchanting Cats

Purrlitically incorrect cat says what he means

and it’s always mean, what he says

Say whatever you like, mean cat, no one is censoring you.

My cats are probably saying all kinds of rude things right to my face, only I can’t understand them. To be fair, I say some pretty rude things about them, too, mostly about how dumb they all are or how mean Sephi is. Or about how Sephi is mean but too dumb to be good at it. Mostly when I talk to them, though, I tell them how beautiful they are and how much I love them. And I imagine the translation on their end sounds like the teacher in the Peanuts cartoon: mwrh mwrh wha mrwah mwrh whh mrwh!