To catch them is my real test

To eat them is my cause

PokeNOMs!

Gotta snack ’em all!

All the pokemon that keep popping up in my house seem like things my cats would like to eat. But alas, the cats are clueless to this virtual buffet before them! They must think I’m insane, yelling “look it’s another rat!” and brandishing my little rectangle toward a point in space where there is nothing. I guess this is the human equivalent of when I see the cats staring unflinchingly at some fixed spot for no reason whatsoever, and I wonder if our house has ghosts or something.

If the pokemon song gets stuck in your head after seeing this, I apologize. It’s been taking up residence in my head and coming and going as it pleases, and I don’t think there’s really any way to evict it.