Enchanting Cats

Nine Inch Nails cat is a terrible liar.

If you are waiting for me to make a music reference that is even kind of sort of current, it probably won’t ever happen. Sorry. Nine Inch Nails is my favorite band; this was bound to happen eventually. My cats don’t have nine inch claws, but they have managed to maim every set of curtains in the house. Cat owners don’t get to have nice things. Instead we have pretty little hate machines running around clawing up everything.