The Monster under your bed is real… and loves you very much.

I think cats are like people in that they are by nature both horrible and wonderful. Sometimes they kill small animals just for fun. Sometimes they snuggle up to you at the end of a long day and remind you that you are loved unconditionally, no matter what. This is why I let four little murderous monsters live in my house, and don’t let them outside where all the small animals live.