Loch Lioness Monster
The loch lioness monster doesn’t give a dam about her plaid reputation
Speaking of songs that have a 100% chance of getting stuck in my head the moment I think of them – “Bad Reputation” by Joan Jett was lodged in there for days after I thought of this, and I had to go watch several episodes of Freaks and Geeks (which uses the song for its opening credits). It didn’t really solve the problem, but it made me happy because it’s a really fantastic show.
The Loch Ness Monster lives in Scotland and I think would look quite fetching in a stylish tartan. Accounts describe this elusive beast as looking more like a dinosaur (of the plesiosaur variety), not some weird cat hybrid. But I say why not- it’s just as likely.