Enchanting Cats

Elasticat has settled in for the night. I don’t know where you’re sleeping.

My cats are not really THAT big but they insist on stretching their bodies lengthwise across the bed in order to take up as much room as possible. So inconsiderate! The logical solution would be to just move them, but that just seems too mean somehow. Instead the jerks just get to sleep wherever they want and we twist ourselves in knots to accommodate them.