Clawton Purrshaw doesn’t give a hit.

Cats don’t play fetch, or catch. If you give them a toy, it’s theirs. You are not getting it back.

I have a hard time caring about sports, probably because I myself am embarrassingly uncoordinated and regularly knock my shoulders on door frames and bruise myself on coffee table corners. But there is someone important to me who has always been an enthusiastic team player, and this one’s for her.