Captain Americat
Captain Americat is so committed to the American dream / he devotes 18 hours a day just to dreaming
Cats sleep around 18 hours a day, leaving just 6 collective hours for actually being conscious of the world around them. It is laziness on an astounding level. I would like to think that my cats have grand adventures in their dreams, but their dreams are probably just as boring as their real lives. They probably wake up in the living room having dreamt that they napped in a spot of sunlight on the rug in the bathroom. What? I never do that! What a crazy dream!