Batcat Smells
on December 21, 2016
at 12:00 AM
Jingle Bells
Batcat smells
But it’s Christmas, so maybe just don’t mention it
I’m pleased to know that schoolchildren still sing the holiday refrain about how Batman smells and Robin lays eggs. Somewhere out there, a child is spreading vicious rumors about Batman’s body odor and annoying everyone around them, as I once did.