Ballerina Cat
You can’t throw Ballerina Cat off because she is always on her toes. Case en pointe.
Actually, every cat is usually on their toes, because that is how they walk. Without even trying they are on their way to being ballet dancers! Cats are also pretty flexible and agile (sometimes) but they definitely lack the discipline it takes to become successful ballerinas. We just have to appreciate the beauty of them lazing around doing nothing. They have perfected the not-performing arts.