Caticorn
There isn’t a single problem a winged caticorn can’t fix, but they’re not real, and you’re probably screwed.
Wouldn’t it be nice if there were a wise and magical animal that could make all your problems disappear? Well there isn’t one. I guess you’ll have to rely on critical thinking skills and whatever other limited resources you have to get you through your life unscathed. Just kidding, no one gets through this thing unscathed.