Enchanting Cats

Catzilla likes to catch lizards.

Aww, he’s so happy! If Catzilla is anything like my cat that I had growing up, however, you would just find a dismembered godzilla tail in the middle of an intersection and then wonder where the rest of the lizard was for days, knowing that it’s SOMEWHERE close by, probably still alive but who knows to what degree. If he had killed the lizard he would put it somewhere obvious so that you could be proud of him. That’s what humans want, right? They want you to drag a giant monster out of the sea and put its corpse in the middle of downtown so that everyone can see what a good hunter you are and say that you are a good Catzilla?